Found a Peanut

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
found a peanut just now.

Just now I found a peanut,
found a peanut just now.

Continue in similar manner with:

• It was rotten 
• Ate it anyway
• Got a stomach ache
• Called the doctor
• Had surgery
• Died anyway
• Went to Heaven
• Didn’t want me
• Went to hell
• Didn’t want me
• Came to Life Again
• Found a peanut

There seems to be loads of different versions of this song so I've just picked out the most common verses.