Verse

It's a squirrel with ketchup, it's a squirrel with bread

It's a squirrel with mustard lets hope it's dead

It's a squirrel that's fried, it's a squirrel that's boiled

Eat a squirrel in the dining hall

Sam, Sam, the Lavatory Man

Tune: Tom Tom the Piper's Son (roughly)

The actions are a must when singing this song.

Sam, Sam, the lavatory man,

Chief inspector of the out house clan

(stand straight like soldier & salute)

He issues the tissues, the paper, and the towels

(pass out 'items')

He listens to the sounds of the rumbling bowels

(hold hand to ear)

Down, down, down below the ground

(point down on down)

Where all the little poopies are swimming around

(swimming motion)

There sits Sam, the lavatory man,

Scooping up the poopies,

Scooping up the poopies,

Scooping up the poopies in his little tin can!

(scoop 3x times and proudly hold up 'tin can')

Tails

This is more of a Guide song taught to me by a Venture

Scout (as she was then some 14 years ago) who

was had previously been in the Guides. Anyway, I like it.

If everybody had a tail, and chose its shape and size,

Would you prefer a tufted one to swat at passing flies,

Or would you have  a stumpy one to thump on wooden floors

or perhaps a warm and fluffy one to curl around your paws?

 Chorus

Tails, tails, tails, you can swing them to and fro,

You can wrap them round your middle, you can trail them in the snow,

You can wave them when you're angry, you can wag them when you're glad,

You can chase them round and round and round and round, until you drive the neighbours mad.

 Chorus

And would you like it stripy, speckled, plain or maybe spotted?

And would you wear it curly, straight or elegantly knotted,

And if it were prehensile, what enormous fun to be,

The envy of your neighbours as you swing from tree to tree.

 Chorus

If tails were made detachable how useful it would be,

to wear your  tail for parties or for going to the sea,

Or if you're going out at night with safety first in mind,

To wear a red fluorescent one to light you up behind.

 Chorus

The Goat Dance or

The Patagonian Shepherds Song or

Tomorrow we’ll have Kippers for Tea

Tomorrow we’ll have Kippers for Tea

Kippers for Tea, Kippers for Tea

Tomorrow we’ll have Kippers for Tea

Kippers for Tea tomorrow

This is sung while one person dances around the Campfire circle with their trouser legs rolled Up.  The audience claps and sings along.

Once the verse is finished, the “shepherd” faces One of the audience and leaps into the air with a scream.

The audience member replies with a leap and scream of their own and they both dance off Around the circle one behind the other.

After the next verse someone else is picked and they join the line. The leap and scream greeting being passed along the line.

This  time the second shepherd dances at the front and does the picking. 

The lead dancer switches from the front to the back of the line throughout until there are enough people dancing to make it dangerous.

This can also be done without singing the words with everyone just NA NAing and clapping as they go. It doesn't really have a tune as such its just a regular clapping rhythm.

Our Chief Scout

Click her for the tune:  'Old King Cole'

Our chief Scout was a jolly fine Scout

And a jolly fine Scout was he

He called for his hat

And he called for hi staff

And he called for his Wolf Cubs 3

Now every wolf cub was a fine chap

And a jolly fine chap was he

Dyb dyb dyb dyb dyb said the Wolf cubs

Jolly fine chaps are we

There’s none so fine that can compare

With te boys of the old B>P>

Verses

·     Ha ha ha ha ha said the Boy Scouts

·     We do all the work said the PLs

·     No More shorts for us said the Seniors

·     Beer beer beer beer beer said the Rovers

It can also be done by singing the line appropriate to the verse you are on and adding all the previous lines to  it as well e.g. Beer beer

beer beer beer said the Rovers, No more shorts for us said the Seniors etc. etc.

Bravo, Bravissimo

A very nice way of saying thank you 

Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravissimo

Bravo, bravo, jolly well done!

Bravo, bravissimo, bravo, bravissimo

Bravo, bravissimo, jolly well done!

Bicycle Built for Two

Tune: Daisy Daisy

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet, upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for two.

Daisy Daisy the coppers are after you

If they catch you they’ll give you a month or two

They’ll tie you up with wire

And throw you in the Maria

So ring your bell and pedal like hell

On a bicycle made for two.

I Points to Myself

Performed in a German accent

I points to myself, vas is das here;

Das is mine top-notch-er, ya mama dear.

Top-notch-er, top-notch-er, ya mama dear.

Dat's wot I learned in der school

boom-boom!

As you sing this action-song, point to the proper body part when you mention it.
For example, point to the top of your head when you sing topnotcher. Continue singing and add another part of your body for each verse
and repeat the others going backwards in reverse order. Try as many verses as you want, using the list below.

For the boom-boom, clap hands, bang tables,or stamp your feet.

Point To                      Sing:

Top of Head              Topnotcher

Brow                           Sweat browser

Eye                             Eye Winker

Nose                           Horn Blower

Mustache                   Soup Strainer

Mouth                          Food Chomper

Chin                            Chin Chowser

Neck                           Rubber Necker

Stomach                     Bread Basket

Willy                            Wily Wangler

Bum                            Poop Shooter

Knee                           Knee Knocker

Foot                            Foot Stomper

An Old Austrian

Click here for the tune

An old Austrian went a-yodelling
On a mountain top high
When along came an avalanche
Interrupting his cry

Ooo Ooo Ooo

Chorus